In the future we'll all be gay
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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