Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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