talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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