Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I cannot find my penis.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My bed smells like the plague
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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