it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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