pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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