So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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