Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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