NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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