party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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