I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
