I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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