you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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