no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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