nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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