everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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