using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
