he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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