question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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