well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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