just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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