is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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