"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it glows. i had to have it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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