I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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