there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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