I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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