I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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