she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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