That reminds me...we need to get swords
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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