well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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