For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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