Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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