Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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