In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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