I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So much rum. So many feels.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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