I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
When did angry sex become our thing?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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