You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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