You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
