You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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