They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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