She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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