also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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