No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The feeling are messing with the penis
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
