once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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