It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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