Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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