Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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