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Duck Duck Cougar?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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