i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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