Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
