Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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