know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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