Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
COCAINE IS GR8
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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