Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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