where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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