Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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