Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Randomize
