come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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