Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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