In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I have aggressive nipples.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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