Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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