And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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